Books That Would Never Be Written

I saw a thread like this on the Yankees MB....If you can think of any good ones please add them

"How To Break In A Baseball Glove The Major Leauge Way" by David Ortiz

"What's Ketchup???" by Curt Schilling

"Iron Man" by Carl Pavano

"101 Uses For Ketchup" by Curt Schilling

"Quick Feet" by The Molina Brothers

"Accurate Baseball Predictions" by Steve Phillips

" How to win more then 2 championships in 90 years" The Citizens of RSN


"How to stay retired" Roger CLemens and Brett Favre

"How to get off to a great start" The 2007 and 2008 Yankees

"How to hit a telephone pole" The drunk driver from last night

"How to Type and text, The ASKIOH story" Kevlar


How to take care of the power cables for your laptop" Kevlar

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

How to type the word LITTY- Sarah

"How To Type The Word NOPT" by Kevin

Typing For Dummies" by Kevin


Sorry I just had to do that one lalol

"Breaking my addiction to coffee" by Sarah (This book defiantly won't be written)

"Breaking my addiction to M&M'S" by Sarah (This book defiantly won't be written)

"How to handle your anger" Kev

"How to deal with annoying sibings" Sarah

"Who Knew We Would Get This Far : The TTNE Story" by TTNEPT

"They Thought We'd Last Only 2 Weeks" By Kevin and Sarah.

Who thought we'd only last 2 weeks?

BB and Dorkfish. He told me so once.

WHat? We proved them wrong

"How to moderate a forum" Kevin P Sheehan the 2nd

That we did.