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Old couple sex (can't be clean, sorry)

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The husband leans over and asks his wife...
'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We
went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and we had
sex...'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well...'


'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a fun and crazy, good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's
no trouble. So he follows them.


The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in...

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises,
moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground...


The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.


So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence...'

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