There was this little boy at school, adn his teacher tells him to go home a learn your ABC's. So he goes home and he asks his mom, who is on the phone, "what is the first letter of the alphabet???" His mom says "Shut up I'm on the phone" Then He goes to his sister and asks "What's the second letter of the alphabet???" and his sister says "Call 911 I broke a nail I broke a nail!!!!" Then he goes to his brother and asks "What's the third letter of the alphabet??" And his brother says "Superman!!!!" Then he goes to his dad who is taking out the garbage. And he asks "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet???" and his dad is singing "In the garbage in the garbage". SO the next day he's at school and the teacher asks him "What's the first letter of the alphabet???" And he says "Shut up I'm on the phone" And the teacher tells him to go to the princepales office....They ask him "What's your phone number???" And he says "Call 911 I broke a nail I broke a nail!!!!' Then they ask him "What's your name???" And he says "Superman!!!!!" THen they aske hijm "Where do you live????" And he says "In the garbage in the garbage"
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