JOKES

JOKES http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/-t1.htm Heard a funny joke? Post it here! TRY TO KEEP THIS FAIRLY CLEAN PLEASE! Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:39:52 GMT 10 JOKES http://i34.servimg.com/u/f34/11/64/26/26/images10.jpg http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/-t1.htm Old couple sex (can't be clean, sorry) http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/old-couple-sex-can-t-be-clean-sorry-t696.htm Kev The husband leans over and asks his wife...'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and we had sex...'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well...''OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?''Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a fun and crazy, good idea!'A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle ... JOKES Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:39:52 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/old-couple-sex-can-t-be-clean-sorry-t696.htm#12147 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/old-couple-sex-can-t-be-clean-sorry-t696.htm Little boy learning his ABC'S http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/little-boy-learning-his-abc-s-t479.htm Sarah There was this little boy at school, adn his teacher tells him to go home a learn your ABC's. So he goes home and he asks his mom, who is on the phone, "what is the first letter of the alphabet???" His mom says "Shut up I'm on the phone" Then He goes to his sister and asks "What's the second letter of the alphabet???" and his sister says "Call 911 I broke a nail I broke a nail!!!!" Then he goes to his brother and asks "What's the third letter of the ... JOKES Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:37:01 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/little-boy-learning-his-abc-s-t479.htm#11115 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/little-boy-learning-his-abc-s-t479.htm Warning Labels - Warning may cause laughter (long) http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/warning-labels-warning-may-cause-laughter-long-t19.htm bobrob2004 My 1st post! Some are repeated. Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust ... JOKES Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:58:52 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/warning-labels-warning-may-cause-laughter-long-t19.htm#92 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/warning-labels-warning-may-cause-laughter-long-t19.htm I run yet.... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-run-yet-t279.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: sseuG lolal

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:01:31 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-run-yet-t279.htm#10525 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-run-yet-t279.htm What gets wetter.... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-gets-wetter-t277.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: Guessl

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:47:34 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-gets-wetter-t277.htm#10523 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-gets-wetter-t277.htm I have holes.... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-have-holes-t281.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: You have to guess

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:20:32 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-have-holes-t281.htm#10527 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/i-have-holes-t281.htm You Answer Me... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-answer-me-t287.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: guess

]]> JOKES Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:00:50 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-answer-me-t287.htm#10596 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-answer-me-t287.htm You Cheated!! watch...hilarious... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-cheated-watchhilarious-t289.htm littlelady JOKES Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:43:38 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-cheated-watchhilarious-t289.htm#10633 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-cheated-watchhilarious-t289.htm The More You.... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-you-t282.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: Guess

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:27:30 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-you-t282.htm#10528 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-you-t282.htm The More.... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-t280.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: lalol guess

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:05:54 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-t280.htm#10526 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-more-t280.htm What goes... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-goes-t278.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: Guess lalol

]]> JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:58:57 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-goes-t278.htm#10524 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-goes-t278.htm Belonging To Night http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/belonging-to-night-t276.htm Sarah At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen. JOKES Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:37:10 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/belonging-to-night-t276.htm#10522 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/belonging-to-night-t276.htm classic farmer joke http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/classic-farmer-joke-t221.htm Sarah A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house. Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist ... JOKES Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:07:02 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/classic-farmer-joke-t221.htm#10250 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/classic-farmer-joke-t221.htm Roger Clemens in 2057 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/roger-clemens-in-2057-t224.htm bobrob2004 Roger Clemens 2057 on FunnyOrDie.com JOKES Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:24:21 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/roger-clemens-in-2057-t224.htm#10270 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/roger-clemens-in-2057-t224.htm Is That Mule For Sale??? http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/is-that-mule-for-sale-t220.htm Sarah Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered ... JOKES Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:02:31 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/is-that-mule-for-sale-t220.htm#10249 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/is-that-mule-for-sale-t220.htm WHAT DO YOU CALL??? http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-do-you-call-t219.htm Sarah

Spoiler:: A full set of teeth

]]> JOKES Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:32:56 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-do-you-call-t219.htm#10248 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/what-do-you-call-t219.htm REDNECK'S CHICKIN'S http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/redneck-s-chickin-s-t218.htm Sarah
"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck, " says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"]]> JOKES Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:30:00 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/redneck-s-chickin-s-t218.htm#10247 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/redneck-s-chickin-s-t218.htm Blondes And Money http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blondes-and-money-t132.htm Sarah A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:37:45 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blondes-and-money-t132.htm#3948 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blondes-and-money-t132.htm The Blonde, The Brunette,And A Red Head..... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-the-brunetteand-a-red-head-t133.htm Sarah A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender: "What is a B and C?" Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7" JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:39:44 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-the-brunetteand-a-red-head-t133.htm#3949 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-the-brunetteand-a-red-head-t133.htm Three Dumb Blondes http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/three-dumb-blondes-t134.htm Sarah There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes so they would each get one. The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head. The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette. Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends... ...so the genie turned him ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:42:10 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/three-dumb-blondes-t134.htm#3950 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/three-dumb-blondes-t134.htm 100 Stairs http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/100-stairs-t139.htm Sarah To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!" JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:12:19 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/100-stairs-t139.htm#3968 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/100-stairs-t139.htm When A Blonde Thinks http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/when-a-blonde-thinks-t140.htm Sarah A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:15:59 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/when-a-blonde-thinks-t140.htm#3969 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/when-a-blonde-thinks-t140.htm The Jigsaw Puzzle http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-jigsaw-puzzle-t141.htm Sarah A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:19:42 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-jigsaw-puzzle-t141.htm#3970 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-jigsaw-puzzle-t141.htm The Blonde And The Lawyer http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-and-the-lawyer-t142.htm Sarah A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door. He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:23:37 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-and-the-lawyer-t142.htm#3971 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-and-the-lawyer-t142.htm An Overweight Blonde http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/an-overweight-blonde-t143.htm Sarah An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:26:24 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/an-overweight-blonde-t143.htm#3972 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/an-overweight-blonde-t143.htm Any Last Requests http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/any-last-requests-t144.htm Sarah Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:28:37 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/any-last-requests-t144.htm#3973 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/any-last-requests-t144.htm The Name's Blonde....Dumb Blonde http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-name-s-blondedumb-blonde-t145.htm Sarah Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You ... JOKES Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:32:15 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-name-s-blondedumb-blonde-t145.htm#3974 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-name-s-blondedumb-blonde-t145.htm AT THE PEARLY GATES http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/at-the-pearly-gates-t146.htm Sarah A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said St. Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter. Then she started to sing "Andy walks ... JOKES Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:05:36 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/at-the-pearly-gates-t146.htm#3986 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/at-the-pearly-gates-t146.htm The Great Blonde Kidnap http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-great-blonde-kidnap-t147.htm Sarah A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt ... JOKES Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:07:26 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-great-blonde-kidnap-t147.htm#3987 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-great-blonde-kidnap-t147.htm The Blonde Telegram http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-telegram-t148.htm Sarah Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll ... JOKES Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:10:44 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-telegram-t148.htm#3988 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-blonde-telegram-t148.htm You've Got Mail http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-ve-got-mail-t103.htm Sarah A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box." The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail." JOKES Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:48:16 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-ve-got-mail-t103.htm#3842 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/you-ve-got-mail-t103.htm More Blonde Question And Answers http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/more-blonde-question-and-answers-t135.htm Sarah Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first! Q: How can you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg? A: Nothing, they never met. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:43:45 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/more-blonde-question-and-answers-t135.htm#3951 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/more-blonde-question-and-answers-t135.htm Learn To Speak "Blonde"..... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/learn-to-speak-blonde-t131.htm Sarah A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy and that she will have go sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:34:54 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/learn-to-speak-blonde-t131.htm#3947 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/learn-to-speak-blonde-t131.htm Not Very Smart.......Not At All http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/not-very-smartnot-at-all-t130.htm Sarah A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:32:24 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/not-very-smartnot-at-all-t130.htm#3946 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/not-very-smartnot-at-all-t130.htm A Blonde Decided To..... http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-decided-to-t129.htm Sarah A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. "Buffy," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?" "Ten," said Buffy. So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. "Buffy," she said. "I bought ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:29:36 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-decided-to-t129.htm#3945 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-decided-to-t129.htm Two Blondes http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/two-blondes-t128.htm Sarah
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'

'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,'

'No, I'm sorry.'

' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '

'Will it take ME ?']]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:27:31 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/two-blondes-t128.htm#3944 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/two-blondes-t128.htm Raking Leaves http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/raking-leaves-t127.htm Sarah

She fell out of the tree.]]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:26:36 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/raking-leaves-t127.htm#3943 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/raking-leaves-t127.htm Who Would Land First http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/who-would-land-first-t126.htm Sarah

The brunette ,the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.]]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:25:46 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/who-would-land-first-t126.htm#3942 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/who-would-land-first-t126.htm Burnt Ears http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/burnt-ears-t125.htm Sarah
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."]]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:24:39 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/burnt-ears-t125.htm#3941 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/burnt-ears-t125.htm There Was Three Blondes http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/there-was-three-blondes-t124.htm Sarah There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say "Just ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:22:33 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/there-was-three-blondes-t124.htm#3940 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/there-was-three-blondes-t124.htm A Blonde And A Brunette http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-and-a-brunette-t123.htm Sarah A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 100,000 miles on it. The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it?s illegal." The blonde said, " I'll do anything." So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:21:14 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-and-a-brunette-t123.htm#3939 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-and-a-brunette-t123.htm A Blonde Watching The News http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-watching-the-news-t122.htm Sarah A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge. the blonde says to the brunette i bet you ?100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok i bet you ?100 that he does jump. Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself. the blonde gets out ?100 and gives it to the brunette. The brunette says 'i can't take your money.' 'Why not replies the blonde?' 'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:19:19 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-watching-the-news-t122.htm#3938 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blonde-watching-the-news-t122.htm Blonde Laugh On Friday http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blonde-laugh-on-friday-t121.htm Sarah

Tell her a joke on Monday.]]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:16:45 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blonde-laugh-on-friday-t121.htm#3937 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/blonde-laugh-on-friday-t121.htm A Blind Guy's Mistake http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blind-guy-s-mistake-t120.htm Sarah A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, ... JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:15:22 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blind-guy-s-mistake-t120.htm#3936 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/a-blind-guy-s-mistake-t120.htm One Eyed Blonde http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/one-eyed-blonde-t119.htm Sarah
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?'']]> JOKES Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:12:55 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/one-eyed-blonde-t119.htm#3935 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/one-eyed-blonde-t119.htm Exam For Athletes http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/exam-for-athletes-t80.htm Sarah The following is a college entrance exam for athletes. Time Limit: 3 Days. Write Your Name: ________________________________________ (20 point bonus if spelled correctly). 1. What language is spoken in Germany? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ____ (a) build a bridge ____ ... JOKES Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:35:58 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/exam-for-athletes-t80.htm#3469 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/exam-for-athletes-t80.htm Meet Bubba's Family http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/meet-bubba-s-family-t82.htm Sarah Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily: Furst is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart alot. My Mom has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day. My brother Hank is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. My grandmom lives with ... JOKES Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:02:14 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/meet-bubba-s-family-t82.htm#3472 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/meet-bubba-s-family-t82.htm Last Wishes http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/last-wishes-t79.htm Sarah An elderly gentleman, quite well to do, realized that his life was turning down the final stretch, so he summoned the three friends that he trusted the most for some advice. One was a doctor, one a priest, and the other an attorney. "I've been thinking lately," he said to them, "that perhaps there is something to the ancient Egyptian belief that when we die, we take some things with us to the next world. So, I'm giving each of you an envelope with $1 million cash in it. At ... JOKES Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:26:28 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/last-wishes-t79.htm#3468 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/last-wishes-t79.htm Traffic Accident http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/traffic-accident-t78.htm Sarah In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, two cars both veer over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither occupant is hurt. It is impossible to assess blame for the accident. Both the drivers get out of their car. One is a doctor and the other is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone and goes over to talk to the doctor. It's cold and damp, and both men are quite shaken up at the accident. ... JOKES Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:23:05 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/traffic-accident-t78.htm#3467 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/traffic-accident-t78.htm The Doctor And The Lawyer http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-doctor-and-the-lawyer-t77.htm Sarah A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However, their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed ... JOKES Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:20:38 GMT http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-doctor-and-the-lawyer-t77.htm#3466 http://ttnept.forumotion.com/jokes-f4/the-doctor-and-the-lawyer-t77.htm